"I'm sorry, sweetie... yes, they do... they think you're bald."
"Even when you smile that adorable girlish smile and wear girly colors."
"How would you like a hat?"
"Is something on my head?"
"Really, Mom?"
"This is hilarious. You'd really want me to wear this?"
"Please, child... please wear the hat.
It cost momma a great deal of time, effort and pride to make."
